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Jumper

Posted by: mcdufrechou on: February 25, 2008

Jumper

Dir. Doug Liman. Screenplay David S. Goyer and Jim Uhls. Starring Hayden Christensen, Samuel L. Jackson, and Rachel Bilson.

He teleports. He makes a teleporting friend. He loves the girl next door. Bad guys try to kill him. The day is saved.

The plot is lacking. Grant the teleporting and it is still boringly implausible: “Kind of hard to jump with 10,000 volts of electricity running through your brain, isn’t it?!” Yeah, Samuel L. Paladin, it’s also hard to keep a continuous heartbeat with that kind of voltage too. And, let’s just forget how one the most wanted men around is still able to use his passport to get on a plane. Whatever.

It was pretty stupid, but what do you expect. The special effects were pretty cool as was the choreography. The coolest little move, in my humble opinion, is in the trailer I believe. Hayden Christensen walks up to a car door, jumps in the air to a sitting position, and then teleports to the passenger seat. Think about it. You wouldn’t want to teleport into a car standing up, would you?

6 Responses to "Jumper"

First, it’s great to have you back, Max. Second, this movie did look kind of dumb… not worth the money, eh?

I feel like the marriage of The Bourne Identity and Mr. and Mrs. Smith could only lead to catastrophe.

Rachel Bilson and Hayden Christensen are the most unconvincing actors I’ve had the “pleasure” of watching on screen for a long time. It’s only worth the money because it keeps you entertained for an hour and a half.

i just saw a poster for this with hayden christensen sitting on top of the sphinx with the quote “this movie ROCKS!” not going to be seeing this one.

good to have you back max, cool review as always.

Thanks. School/Life has me busy, but I’m trying to get back in the swing of things.

Electricstars, you pegged it.

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