The Dark Knight NES Game

I’d sure dust off my old Nintendo if this was real.  Someone make some gameplay and release this thing!

BoneTown

Over the summer I was introduced to a game that was currently being created by a freind’s friends: BoneTown.

The friend’s friend got a big chunk of money and chose to spend it on developing a top-notch porno video game – something like a million(ish) dollars. After some promoting, Ron Jeremy even signed on.

The game sounded completely ridiculous and I became more than intrigued. The premise of the game? Simply put: make your balls bigger (by kicking ass) so you can engage in intercourse with hotter and hotter women.

You fight, drink, and do drugs… oh, and you have sex.

The BoneTown website explains the game like this:

In BoneTown we live by the Three F’s, Fucking, fighting, and getting fucked up. Restraint is not a word often used here, and you leave your inhibitions all over the first chick you bone. In BoneTown, Sex on the Beach is more than just a drink, it’s what you’re about to do with that blonde in the short skirt, and all night drug binges, bar brawls, and partying until you drop are a way of life. So kick back, hang out, and enjoy, because this here’s BoneTown, and we ain’t following no laws.

I am basically going to play this game so that I can fight my friend, Dinger, who has a character based on his being.

What a ridiculously awesome concept.

The game went on sale today for $50.

UPDATE: We beat Spike to the punch.